The First Fifth

So, herein lies the first post of the Fifth blog. I would like to say ahead of time, thank you for making it to the end of the second sentence.

This is a spot where two things will probably be happening.

1. I will post things riddled with opinion and largely useless for anyone but my egotist self to read.

and

2. I will respond to my fellow bloggers, a few specifically, with what are probably going to be horribly offensive things.

And so, i officially announce the Fifth Blog. Hooray.

Commence sweetness.